Cruz Bay offers no shortage of ways to spend money. The Tap & Still is where people go when they would rather not.
The burgers are the point. Cooked to order, built however you want them, and available in a one pound version for anyone who has made this decision before and intends to make it again. The fries are fresh cut and come out in a paper bag. So does everything else, whether you are eating in or walking out with it. Funnel cake for dessert, which is not a Caribbean tradition and nobody appears to mind.
There are screens for the game, a small corner for live music, and cold drafts. It is part of a small Caribbean chain with sister locations in Havensight and Red Hook over on St. Thomas, plus St. Maarten and, improbably, Gulf Shores, Alabama.
Locals eat here. That is usually the tell.