Laguna BOB

The Gaff has been keeping Port A weird since before that was a compliment anyone paid to a town, pool tables, cold beer, zero pretense. Go early and do not be surprised when you close it down.

Forty-five years anchoring Laguna Boulevard, an all-you-can-eat prime rib buffet, and Tuesday fireworks over the bay, Louie’s somehow keeps getting better despite selling more booze during Spring Break than anywhere else on the island.

The name is a promise and Tequila Sunset delivers on it nightly, live music while the sky over the Laguna Madre actually explodes orange on cue.